Beyonce’s marriage to Jay Z is ‘perfect,’ mom Tina Knowles says

Mother-in-law knows best? Beyonce’s mom seems to expect Jay Z will remain her son-in-law for a while: She has declared that things between him and her “Crazy in Love” kid are “perfect.”

Tina Knowles was caught Wednesday by a TMZ cameraman who, while she was leaving a lunch date in Beverly Hills, graciously offered her the “opportunity” to set the record straight about Mr. and Mrs. Carter’s relationship.

“How nice of you to do that,” Knowles snarked. “Wow, really?”

She said she wasn’t upset about recent rumors about a looming divorce because she doesn’t read the “bull” about her eldest daughter’s marriage.

“Everything’s perfect,” Knowles said.

However, the same day, Us Weekly was quoting an insider who said Beyonce had “sought Gwyneth Paltrow’s advice as she plans her split.” Because, of course. Rumor has it the singers will part ways shortly after finishing their “On the Run” tour in Paris on Sept. 13.

That’d be the series of concerts Beyonce has called the “best tour of my life.”

Queen Bey will again be pictured all “lovey-dovey” with Jay Z the day after the breakup is announced, the source predicted. Paltrow and ex Chris Martin have been seen in public together numerous times since their “conscious uncoupling” in March.

Of course, Paltrow is now reportedly dating “Glee” co-creator Brad Falchuk, while Martin has been spotted with Jennifer Lawrence, so “uncoupling” would still be the operative word.

Can’t wait to see what September brings.

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