Save the World
By the sound of Kryptolight’s Web site, you’d think this glowing, battery-powered pendant was blessed by the Dalai Lama and endowed with special powers by Obi-Wan Kenobi.
“Kryptolight symbolizes the power of the human spirit. When you click on a Kryptolight, you are making a statement against violence, drugs, injustices and abuses of every kind. . . . Wearing a Kryptolight is just one small way that we can express this pure message to the rest of the world.”
At $19.95, the pendant (available at https://www.kryptolight.com) is a pretty small investment if you think you can save the world. On the other hand, if you think it’s just a cheesy piece of plastic jewelry that lights up, it’s a tad expensive.
For those not so concerned with the spiritual well-being of the universe, you also can buy similar glowing pendants from https://www.glogear.com in the shape of a star, a teddy bear or a dog tag that has the word “Pimp” on it.
Kids will have a lot of fun with the Kryptolight. And I can see parents using it to maintain a visual lock on their kids while they’re trick-or-treating or shoving their way down Colorado Boulevard on the night before the Rose Parade.
But ultimately, it’s not much more than a $20 novelty for kids, disco fans and would-be prophets. Give the Kryptolight a few months and it will find its way to the great chest of forgotten items--lost among the Pokemon cards, broken Tamagotchis and polyester suits of years past.