HEALTH makes a Nollywood action movie, and it is insane

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They have swum with dolphins, thrown blood-slicked orgies and creepily stared at us in thunderstorms. Now L.A. noise misanthropes HEALTH have spent literally tens of dollars in cutting an upcoming Australian tour promo video that pays homage to the completely bonkers thriller-movie scene of Lagos, Nigeria.

We can’t post it, as the dialogue is a little too hard-boiled for a family blog, but we will link to it and promise that it has more gunshot noises than a Wacka Flocka Flame album and a better shootout finale than ‘Machete.’ It’s no ‘Baby Police,’ but what could be? Stick around until the end and you’ll never be able to look at Kylie Minogue again.

-- August Brown